Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
