is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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