She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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