I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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