That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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