Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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