Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
