Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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