I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You coming home soon, man?
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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