allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
