Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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