butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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