I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize