Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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