We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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