Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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