Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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