Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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