Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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