She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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