In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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