would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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