You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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