i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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