Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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