No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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