Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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