i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
