i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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