kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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