id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Operation Purity has been aborted
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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