what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i will never coherently bang her
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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