So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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