were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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