We're like a lot better than the average bears
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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