Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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