I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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