Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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