And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
