It's Friday. Sex?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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