: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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