No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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