Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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