We're like a lot better than the average bears
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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