its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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