i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm too high and old for this...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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