I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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