the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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