they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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