i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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