i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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