Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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