Me too!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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