he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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