i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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