we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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